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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."

"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"

"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"

"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."

"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"