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Joke of the Day

"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

"Knock knock -Who's there? -Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR"

"Where do all them scrub gamers live? Pleblos"

"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."

"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."