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Joke of the Day
"My sex life That is all"
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"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."
"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."
"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""
"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."
"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"
"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"
"Jesus Saves.... Moses invests."
"Why don't midgets smoke weed? Because they can't get high."