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Joke of the Day

"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"

"What does a house wear? Address!"

"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."

"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"

"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."