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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ... I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!"

"For some people, blood on the toothbrush is a sign of gum disease.... ...But for me it's a sign of a healthy abortion."

"Crocs are suicide notes you can wear."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."

"A magic genie granted a man one wish. ""I wish I had a dick that touched the floor"" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared."

"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"

"*T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M... ""Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU."

"My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the ""C"" word... cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: ""Stop acting like a little cunt!"""

"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."