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Joke of the Day
"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."
Next Joke
"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
"You know people who call their penis wood? Can they say they have a two-by-fore-skin?"
"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."
"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"