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"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."
"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""
"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"
"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"
"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"
"Know any good DJ jokes? This is the only good one I know: ""Why don't DJs play pool? They always scratch."""
"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""
"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."