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Joke of the Day
"I'm so committed to pizza that I've stopped wearing a condom when I eat it."
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"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves free"
"Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking."
"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"
"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"
"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."
"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"
"I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back."
"How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas"