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Joke of the Day

"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."

"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."

"The Hurricane came through here like a tornado -Lady on the News just now I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons"

"Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me."

"I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean. I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure."

"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."

"The fun part about being white is that I can sing an ""Ebony and Ivory"" duet with my shadow when I'm lonely."