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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head nurse."
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"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"
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"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."
"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""
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"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."