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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head nurse."
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"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."
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"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
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"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"
"Boobs My wife has eczema all over her chest. She's got a cracking pair of boobs."
"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."