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Joke of the Day

"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"

"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."

"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."

"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."

"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."

"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""

"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."

"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"

"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"