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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale"
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"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Sent back for not being hot enough"
"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."
"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"
"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
"What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens."
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."