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Joke of the Day
"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"
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"Why was the ocean always sad? Because the beach never waved back."
"How do you circumcuse a whale? You send four skin divers down to it"
"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"
"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."
"So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"PWND! FIRST!!"
"[sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before"
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"