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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcuse a whale? You send four skin divers down to it"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."
"Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short."
"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."
"I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now."
"Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor) In the trash, he's not real."
"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
"For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in"
"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."