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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcuse a whale? You send four skin divers down to it"
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"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."
"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."
"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""
"What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish"
"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"
"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"
"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"
"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."