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Joke of the Day

"[sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before"

"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""

"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."

"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."

"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."

">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"

"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed, and pretend I was pretty that day."