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Joke of the Day
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"
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"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."
"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"
"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."
"In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family"
"I just named my whiskey ""Titanic"" because it goes down better with ice."
"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"
"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."
"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"
"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"