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Joke of the Day

"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."

"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"

"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."

"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."

"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"

"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"

"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."

"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down? Triple, eh?"

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch"