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Joke of the Day
"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down? Triple, eh?"
Next Joke
"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."
"Me: Every beautiful girl has an ugly friend Girl: That's why my friend is ugly Me: I see. You are just a pair of ugly girls"
"What do programmers and obese people have in common? They both call an 8-course meal a bite."
"Did you know that truth serum us derived from an animal? It comes from the Tattlesnake!"
"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."