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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."
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"What did the art major say to the law major? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"I tried calling in sick for work today. Apparently being ""sick of work"" isn't an illness."
"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."
"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."
"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"
"I do this cool trick when you introduce yourself where I concentrate on literally anything else in the universe except your name."
"It's 4:20!"
"I've been seeing a lot of commercials for lawsuits concerning metal on metal hip implants. I'm going back in time and getting a hipster implant, before metal was cool."