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Joke of the Day
"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."
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"Hey, hot stuff. Pretty sweet vagina you got there. Maybe later, after I unload the dishwasher, we can-No? That's cool. I have stuff to read."
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"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."
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