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Joke of the Day

"Having identical twins is great because if you misplace one you have a second copy."

"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"Have you heard of the gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad? They were meth-od acting."

"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"

"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"

"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."

"Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running? Because it was two tired."

"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"