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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"

"The reason I like Twitter is because the ladies on here LIKE being followed. Unlike like little miss restraining order down the street."

"Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers."

"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."

"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."

"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."

"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."

"Texting for beginners: STFU = Shut the fuck up. LOL = Shut the fuck up. LMAO = Shut the fuck up. ROFL = Shut the fuck up."