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Joke of the Day
"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."
Next Joke
"I Don't always post on Reddit But When i do, people just downvote. like now..."
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."
"It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets."
"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."
"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"
"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."
"""I just died in your arms"" sounds much more romantic than ""You're holding a dead body."""