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Joke of the Day
"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."
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"Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule"
"""look, if it's no fancy dress then the funeral invite should have specified no fancy dress. And besides, your aunt loved minions"""
"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"
"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."
"Humans are bad at being basketballs."
"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"
"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"