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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""

"My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message."

"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"

"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"

"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"

"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."