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Joke of the Day

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"

"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."

"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""

"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."

"wait, THESE are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams"

"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""

"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."

"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""