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Joke of the Day

"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."

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"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."
"Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle? Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"
"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."
"""This does not bode well."" - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder."
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."