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Joke of the Day

"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."

"[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. ""Yay!"" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. ""So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"""

"We could save a lot of hassle if we just made macaroni out of cheese in the first place."

"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""

"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black."

"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."