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Joke of the Day

"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""

"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."

"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."

"If the world's fate ever hangs on my mom opening a picture mail on her phone in under ten minutes, we are all doomed."

"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"

"What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom? Your parents would know! * My friend said this to me since I'm an only child *"

"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."

"I haven't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years. I really hope he's okay..."

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."