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Joke of the Day
"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"
"Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other."
"I was Going to tell a Racist Joke... But then my black friend stole them all."
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."
"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"
"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""
"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."
"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"