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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."
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"Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS"
"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"
"There are 3 types of guys in this world 1) Handsome 2) Lucky 3) Me"
"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."
"If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?"
"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."
"Homeless Yelp Review: Dumpster behind grocery on Calhoun & Fairfax BARELY had any rotting fruit. Owner chased me off with a bat. 0 stars."
"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"
"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."