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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."

"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."

"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"

"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."

"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."

"A Joke for all the Arabic speakers out there Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble? They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush."

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"

"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."

"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."

"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"