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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"Me I'm a joke."

"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"

"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."

"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"

"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."

"Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform."

"Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you"

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."