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Joke of the Day
"What did Delaware? A New Jersey"
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"Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done."
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"
"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"
"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."
"Hey something came in the mail today... What? Deez Nutz! Haha Got Em!"
"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""