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Joke of the Day
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."
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"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"
"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."
"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."
"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"
"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."
"i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem"