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Joke of the Day

"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"

"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"

"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"

"A woman got complimented for her driving..."

"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large"

"Damn girl, are you my date for today? Because you are 10/10"

"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."