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Joke of the Day

"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."

"*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I'm like right here why are you texting me?"

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"A girl was taking an exam in class.... when she rose her hand and said ""This is making my hand sore. Can we do this orally?"""

"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."

"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."

"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."

"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"