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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"
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"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."
"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."
"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."
"As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing... As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too."
"If at first you don't succeed, fuck it. What's on TV?"
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."