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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."
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"Did you hear about the philosophical gunman? He blew people's minds."
"My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners."
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"
"A good pun... A good pun is its own reword."
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"
"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"
"If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'"
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"