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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees."

"What smells better than it taste? A nose"

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"A baby seal walks into a club.... ba dum bump - ting...."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team? She kept running from the ball."

"What's better than Chrisopher Walken? Ted Danson."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."

"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"

"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."