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Joke of the Day
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"
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"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."
"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."
"[magic show] MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card... ME: Your VISA card MAGICIAN: God dammit!"
"I went to the doctor and he said ""don't eat anything fatty."" I asked "" no bacon? No burgers?!"" To which he replied ""No fatty, just don't eat anything! """
"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"
"My grandpa was always disappointed in me.... When I was five my grandpa was always disappointed in me. He would tell me ""when I was your age I was six."""
"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"