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Joke of the Day
"Why dont Muslims play Dota? Because techies respawns"
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"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"""911, what is your emergency?"" I got stuck in a beaded curtain ""Again?"" SEND HELP"
"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."
"The Insomniac by Eliza Wake"
"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."
"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."