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Joke of the Day

"Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."

"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"

"Son: ""Dad! My lsd is missing!"" Dad: ""We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."""

"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""

"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"

"Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."