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Joke of the Day

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest."

"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."

"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."

"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."

"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"

"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""

"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"