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Joke of the Day

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"

"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"What do the state of California and BDSM dungeons have in common? Nothing butt restrictions (thanks twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pastries... And those who donut."

"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"

"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"

"Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other XD"