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Joke of the Day

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"A few women sit at a table quietly..."

"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."

"Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell no! I do all the drivin'."

"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """

"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."

"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."

"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."