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Joke of the Day

"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"

"Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation? Because they gave him Aang-xiety"

"*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*"

"If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise."

"Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?"

"[at ultrasound] Nurse: there it is. There's your baby Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees"

"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"

"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"