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Joke of the Day
"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."
Next Joke
"If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment."
"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."
"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""
"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"
"If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... Would you call it Clitbait?"
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."