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"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."
"You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"
"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."
"How much money do terrible movies make? Ridley Scott. Thank you."
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"
"Falling asleep at work didn't get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble."
"Isn't it so awkward when you misplace a Rolex? It's like, do I want to tell people that there's a free Rolex on the loose? Relatable, right?"