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Joke of the Day

"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."

"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."

"TIL I'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys"

"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."

"science defines a baby as ""a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"""

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?"

"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."

"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."