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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."

"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."

"My ex-girlfriend made a really great cake the other day Getting her legs to fit in the oven was a real hassle, though."

"Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.."

"Don't touch my nutella with your banana."

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"And That's How the Fight Started. Wife: You are always so negative. Husband: I'll be more optimistic...I'm positive you're an idiot!"

"When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."

"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."

"I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, ""WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?"" and I say, ""Sorry, last one!"" and then eat it."