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Joke of the Day

"And That's How the Fight Started. Wife: You are always so negative. Husband: I'll be more optimistic...I'm positive you're an idiot!"

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"

"I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school."

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"